Movie Review: De Dana Dan


Audience Interpretation of the words De Dana Dan = beat the hell out of.

Audience wishes to De Dana Dan the person who conceptualized/plagiarized this film.

Audience wishes to De Dana Dan the stars and character actors who signed on for this film, and wonder if they knew what utter fools they would be made to look like in it.

Audience wishes to De Dana Dan the director, who it seemed had no control over his actors, or the film. Screaming at the top of your lungs (till your veins threaten to pop out of your neck), using crude and demeaning language ( ‘kutte ki pilli’, ‘chinaaal, ‘dayan’, ‘budhiya’) does not for a funny film make.

Audience wishes to De Dana Dan the stylist, whose garish clothes hurt the Audience’s eyes and her aesthetic sensibilities.

Audience wishes to De Dana Dan the music directors who, even among the 2 of them, couldn’t come up with a decent song.

Audience wishes to De Dana Dan herself the most, because all she expected to see was a funny film, and came back with a headache instead.

The only funny bit;
Johnny Lever screaming in exasperation: “Kya main tawaif hoon, jo har aadmi mujhe paise deta hai’ or sum such.

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