Why God, why?

After Himessbhai terrorized little children, and me, to death trying his darndest to act in ‘Aap Kaa Surroor–The Moviee-The Real Luv Story’ I thought there was nothing worse in store for my wide-open-in-astonishment eyes and numb-with-shock brain.

But I soon realized how very wrong I was when channel-surfing late one night I came across this;

Assuming the monstrosity to be part of one of my favorite reality shows, I waited for something outrageous to happen soon.
But what followed next was more than I had bargained for. Because, this horror not only moved, but flashed cleavage all over the place. And I finally realized that it was funny-man (Pun completely unintended) Shekhar Suman, in his new avatar of a pop singer.

And just when I thought that I had recovered from that shock, switching channels a few hours ago I saw this;

Shahrukh Khan with a six-pack, in his soon-to-be-released film ‘Om Shanti Om’!

I think I may need professional help to recover from the sight of this catastrophe.

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